Final Address

I stand before you today to answer questions from you, the little people. Remember, a vote for me is a vote for someone who cares about what you think. A vote for me is a vote for someone who will make the changes you want to see. Now make it snappy, I have lobbyists waiting to wine and dine me. Also, to pay me lots of money.

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For those who don't care about the future of this country and haven't been watching the great debate:

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4th: You're here. Why am I still here? Oh driver? Driver!?
4th: She is probably too busy kicking puppies to update this one