This River Don't Go To Aintry

Yes, I know it is blurry, but since Killian's mom has had people run after her with shotguns for taking pictures of houses that they are trying to sell through her, and since Kil and I have been driven after and screamed at for walking too close to "MAH PROPERTY!"...we didn't really want to slow down the car too much.

So, I grew up in northern and western parts of the US, and several other countries. I didn't live in the South until recently. I never understood why horror movies set in the remote areas of the South scared people. Alternatively, Killian has lived in the deep and poor areas of the South all of his life (and that's not knocking the dirt poor, Kil grew up in a laundry room on someone else's farm). He is incredibly freaked out by such films. After living here, so am I. This is a tame example of the things you run into.

The person is obviously a collector. A falling down wooden fence contains five trailers, and baskets, cages, assorted crap, random lights, etc. that are piled up all higher than the trailers and in them. There is a random banner that flies high and reads "Hospital Family Birth". No, I don't know what that means. This particular sign reads (in the original context mind you):

"NoTiS!
Trespassers Will B. Persecuted To The full EXTENT oF 2 MungrREL Dogs Which NEver WAS OVER SocHiBLE To STRAgERS & 1 duBBLE BrL. SHoT guN WHiCH ainT LodeD WiTH SODA PiLLERS. DAM iF I aiNT giTTEN TiRED OF THiS HELL RAiSiN ON MY PLACE"

So there you have it. 1ntRnet spe4k st4rtd B4 teh N3t!!!11!!


Ten points to whoever draws the best Hell Raisin.



EDIT: [link] YES! Grow my raisin minions! GROW!


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Disclaimer: Yes, this particular guy probably needs some sympathetic help for his mental issues, but the very sane people I've met out here can be just as creepy.